Submitted by Michael Egan

Wednesday, 14 January 2015

Woman goes into a butcher store and says "Can I have a pound of kidleys, please?"

The butcher says, "You mean kidneys."

"Well, that's what I said, didle I?"

Note (To make up for the word length.) Brevity is the soul of wit, as saith the Divine William of Stratford.

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