Boris the father

Submitted by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 28 August 2014

Boris Johnson was in a south Hampstead suburb, during the mayoral election, and this very attractive, relatively middle-aged woman came to the door and said:

"Boris, good to see you. Really lovely to see you. You are the father of one of my children.'"

And the white hair stood up on end and I remember the words that came out: "Cripes, Oh god, Oh cripes."

This went on for about ten minutes.She said: "Boris, you are the father of one of my children."

And he said. "Do the media know? What is it? Is it money?"

She said: "No you're the father of one of my children. I'm her maths teacher."

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