Masturbating Joke

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Monday, 21 April 2014

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, "Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind." The boy said,"Dad, I'm over here."

Obviously the father was a prolific masturbator.

Now, before you start to assume that ALL blind people went blind because of jerking off get you facts - it is only 50% - not ALL of them.


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