I think a lot of money could be saved and everything would be a lot easier is hospitals would let you rent a room at a near-by motel or hotel and you get get some friends and kegs come over and you can get wasted.
You pass out, the ambulance pick you up, delivers you to the hospital operation room and you wake up and you don't know where you are but you know you must have had a lot of fun as sore as you are.
-B.M. Moleturd