We Call Him Turtle

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 12 April 2014

Most of our friends think we named our friend, Bobby Joe "Turtle" because he was always so slow and was usually the last one to get there.

But no, actually we started calling him "Turtle" because he made himself a shell out of tin foil and carries it around him all the time.

-I.C. Moleturd

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