Putin's new wife

Submitted by queen mudder

Monday, 7 April 2014

Gorgeous former Olympic rhythmic gymnast Alina Kabaeva is giving Party Wives an anatomy lecture about the importance of toning up abdominal muscles after the birth of a baby.

She strips down to her sparkly leotard to demonstrate a few kicks and squeezes that have worked wonders toning up her own rear.

Alina, one of the Wives remarks, is this really what's made you so taut? And does it make any difference when you now climax?

Sure thing, honey, the ex-athlete replies, these exercises have made my external organs - the labia majora - snap back like rubber bands, especially during orgasm.

How about your, uh - you know! - asshole? the incredulous Wife asks.

Oh, I make sure he keeps real busy at the Kremlin, Alina chuckles, especially during orgasm.

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