A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
The bus driver applies the brakes to the bus, pulls out his pistol, which he legally licensed to own and carry and pistol whips the cheeky bastard, before shooting him multiple times in the torso. He then turns the gun on himself; leaving a widow and two young children.
Are you happy now? Well ARE you? Two people died in the writing of this joke!!!