Everybody loves a clown and I'm no different...especially if she's a lady clown that likes to play clown games in the nude...and handcuffed to the headboard...and we're playing "Honker Down"...and it's her turn to try to honk Bobo's nose.
"Get that Moleturd. It's probably Miley. Tell her we're busy."
"You stay right there!"
"How am I going to go anywhere?"
"Hello. Hi Miley. No she can't come to the phone. She'll call you back. That can wait..this can't. Look Miley, she's tied to the bed and in a clown outfit and don't call us we'll call you." Click!
"That was Miley. She's overdosed again!"