I may be sober tomorrow but cop will be stupid all his life!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 28 March 2014

I had just left Ye Olde Rotgut Tavern on Highway 221 when I look into the rear mirror and here comes the police with his lights flashing and he began motioning me to pull over so I did.

Hit a mailbox. Run over a garbage can.

When that stupid traffic cop finally quit calling in and gathering up his papers and pen, he came over and told me that he bet that I couldn't even walk a straight line.

I told him "Why do you think I'm driving this car?"

-I.C. "Six Month" Moleturd

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