Wife Butt Like Two Cantaloupes!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

My new little bride's breasts remind me of two nice firm cantaloupes, and her butt as she walks is like two beautiful pumpkins moving in a silk bag. Her complexion like that of a fresh orange just turning ripe.

Well, I need to get my mind back on my work here managing the produce section.

-I.M. Moleturd

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