John Doe #247

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 23 March 2014

I realize that whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but did it have to be this horrible stench coming from somewhere in my hotel room?

Oh yeah, that looks like the late and last John Doe before me, under the bed. You stay right there, John while I pack up and sneak out.

You'd think the maid would have noticed.

-Moleturd From Acme Sales

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