Bet Old Mr. Knight Is Rotten By Now!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 22 March 2014

Boy, am I smart. I don't care what any teacher at school said about me. I bet he's lying in the ground rotting right this minute.

But this old boy saved close to $50,000 on my cryonics bill by having
Crazy Bill the Discount Refrigerator King store me in one of his outlets.

-I.M Moleturd

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