A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired."
Everyone laughed, they really did.
The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
Later that night he went home and gave his wife a good beating, as he drank too much, and, while at woman's shelter realized that those poor women did not deserve to be abused, whereas his wife, did.
Happy now? Happy now you read this joke?