Joe Biden on Valerie Jarrett

Submitted by queen mudder

Sunday, 16 March 2014

President Obama's senior adviser for Pubic Liaison and Intergovernmental Affairs is NOT dating NBC personality Ahmad Rashad, Vice President Joe Biden said today.

The off-the-record remark to a NewsCorpse reporter comes amid widespread rumors calling Valerie Jarrett 'Obama's head girl'.

Might be a smidgen of truth in that moniker, Joe Biden admitted, think I saw a crinkly pubic hair between her pre-molars the other day.

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