I have been married very happily for many years. But, before I got married my wife had certain conditions, even before we even started dating.
Number one, she insisted that every day I buy her flowers, which I did.
Number 2, she insisted that I get a good job and provide for her, which I did and still do.
Number 3, she insisted I had a 10 inch penis, so, I had 2 inches cut off it....