Submitted by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

I have been married very happily for many years. But, before I got married my wife had certain conditions, even before we even started dating.

Number one, she insisted that every day I buy her flowers, which I did.

Number 2, she insisted that I get a good job and provide for her, which I did and still do.

Number 3, she insisted I had a 10 inch penis, so, I had 2 inches cut off it....

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