Russia's Foreign Minister Lavrov

Submitted by queen mudder

Monday, 3 March 2014

His mother knew as soon as he was born Pussy Riot singer Putina Klitoriskaya said, that's why she called him Sir Gay.

Friends of Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Viktorovich Lavrov, 69, of course deny such slurs upon his manhood.

After all, at a recent EU-Russia Ukraine summit he got it up for High Commissioner Catherine Ashton.

"OK, she has face like Whorse," a Pravda source commented, "but both were very drunk and she had paper bag over her head, just like a good Russian wife."

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