Long Day?

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Monday, 3 March 2014

A dishevelled and visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar, holding a briefcase, and orders a double whisky.

He drinks it one gulp and orders another one.

"Long day?" asks the bartender.

"No, all days are 24 hours long, the length of this day is no different than any other day," the man replies, amazed at how uneducated and ignorant his bartender is.

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