(to the tune of "This Old Man")
This old man, he played one,
He is a rich old son-of-a-gun.
In a big, black Cadillac,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man went rolling home.
This old man, he played two,
It's all for him and none for you.
In a big, black Cadillac,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man went rolling home.
(feel free to compose your own verses, no rights reserved)