Wedding Anniversary Present

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Thursday, 27 February 2014

John, a card carrying member of the NRA, and devout christian had forgotten his 10th wedding anniversary.

His wife, Mary, quite understandably, was quite miffed about this.

"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find an anniversary gift in the
garage that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, so I hope you don't dissapoint me."

The next morning, John got up early and told his wife to come to the garage.

He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and shot her in the head, thus ensuring she received exactly what he asked for.

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