Those Brilliant Americans!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

A German doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." An American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind...We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

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