The Attack of the Flaming Farts

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 8 February 2014

Why is it that when you are in elementary school and you have a fire drill, as soon as the alarm goes off you begin to line up, smallest in front?

If my big rear end flames up from the back of the line, I'm aiming a flaming fart at all those runts up front.

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