More Chart Stoppers
1. Patient was taken from two room residence full of garbage and what appeared to be human faces in the corner.
2. Mr. Abel ate a goad breakfast but complained about stomach ache.
3. Patient told me sex is good even if she didn't have an organism.
4. Ms. Landis was barely alive when Dr. Manz remedied the situation.
5. After having a rough night, the patient woke up in a coma.
6. Patient had a bowl movement at 7 AM.
7. We even had to cut off his poots so we could get to his feet.
8. Patient has began eating again and ate 2 pieces of fried children for dinner.
9. Note to oncoming nurse: Don't mention religion. The patient is so religious you'd think he was the Dope himself.
10. Patient was carried back to his room on a bedpan.