Suicide Bid

Submitted by j.w.

Monday, 27 January 2014

A very old woman feels she has had enough of life and wants to end her suffering.

She decides to shoot herself in the heart but wants to find out exactly where her heart is.

So she rings her Doctor who tells her that her heart is two inches below her left nipple.

The old woman takes careful aim and shoots herself in her left hip.

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