Bored At The Mall

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 26 January 2014

A husband had watched his wife go from store and store as he sat and watched and was about to fall asleep.

"Wake up, Buddy!" said a mall security guard and hit him hard on the bottom of his shoe with a club.

Wife still shopping until she hears a commotion and sees it's her husband.

"What's wrong, Jim?"

"Oh, I got bored and went over there and asked the Victoria's Secret lady which color panty she thought would go with my beard."

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