Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were walking along the beach after each had completed a tour. Suddenly, Justin says, "Let's go throw some eggs at the lifeguards!"
Miley looks at him and says, "Grow up, Justin. Let's just enjoy the view. You're so silly."
"Aww, Miley, look at that dead bird."
Miley looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"