"Mom, Dad, sit down. I have something very important to tell you," said Samantha, upon her return home from college after graduation. "I met a guy who lives near the college that I really like and we decided we are going to get married!"
"Oh Samantha! I am so happy for you!" Gushed her Mom giving her a big hug, "I hope you two will be really happy together! I can't wait to meet him!"
"Tell us more about him" said her Dad, "does he have any money?"
"Oh Dad! Is that all you men ever think about?
That was the first question he asked me about you too!"