Silly Rookie Police Officer on the Highway

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 18 January 2014

A young rookie (I bet) policeman pulled me over the other day and asked
me why I was driving down the road so fast. I told him, "See that little accelerator pedal down there? I had stomped that sucker until it mashed right down to the floor. Any other questions, because I'm due at my cannibal trial?" Duh!

(Fanny Bright)

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