Never Say This to an Officer Who has pulled you over #2

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

Another Five:

1. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. That didn't come out right.

2. Bad cop. Baaaad Cop! No donut. I work there you know. Just kidding.

3. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? I mean, where is no reason.

2. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence, there Porky!

1. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

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