The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
1. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. That didn't come out right.
2. Bad cop. Baaaad Cop! No donut. I work there you know. Just kidding.
3. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? I mean, where is no reason.
2. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence, there Porky!
1. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?