I Could Have Been A Star! I Could Have Been Somebody!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 6 January 2014

Life certainly is strange. As I sit here, day after day, I often wonder how a promising young jello wrestler wound up making change in a toll booth. I blame that so-called Guidance Counselor at school that told me that I would only be going to college to catch a good husband. He probably didn't even know there was a special class for jello wrestling.


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