Taking Old Farts To The Polls!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Here's a tip: Never ever volunteer to pick up old people and take them to the polls to vote. Even though I want my candidate to win, it's just not worth it. That smell of urine and boiled cabbage will NEVER get out of your upholstery and you'll never get another date.

Wait a minute. Wait just a minute! I'll borrow dad's old Buick!

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