Wife Didn't Approve of my Joke

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 2 January 2014

Moleturd comes into Ye Olde Martha Grimes Pub with burns ll over his face.

"What happened to you, Moleturd?" asks the bartender.

"That woman I married. I must have been on something. But it's been twelve years now!"

"She burned your face?"

"No! I was blowing out the candles on my birthday cake and she yelled for me to make a wish. So I said, I'd like to trade my 32-year-old wife for two 16-year-olds!"

"So she mashed my face into the cake and the candles were all lit!"

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