Couldn't Walk, Talk or Eat!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

"So tell me", the city slicker asked the hillbilly, "Is Boones Hollow a healthy place to live?"

"Sure is son. Why when I arrived here, I couldn't walk, couldn't talk or even eat solid food!"

"No kidding", stated the visitor. "What was wrong with you?"

"Nothing. I was born here."

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