A hillbilly farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a big pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?"
"Bobby Robert, in the back of your truck there's a new shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"Well...that there blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
