A traveling salesman was stopping off at a bar in Texas where he needed a drink before going out and facing the usual negative bunch of housewives.
However, he had a few too many drinks and began talking loud after one guy said something about "That guy in the White House".
Burns, the salesman, started right in with "The guy ina tha White House is a horse's ass!"
"Now hold on mister. You don't want a fight on your hands."
"Well, thass guy ober dere talked like he didn't lack him neither."
"That may be so, but this is Horse Country and you leave our horses out of this!"