Golfer #1: This hole has a hazard.
Golfer #2: Don't worry, when we leave it will be gone.
Golfer #1: How have you been playing today?
Golfer #2: Well, my butcher would be proud of the the way I've been slicing it.
Golfer #1: How have you been playing today?
Golfer #2: I tried a club today. I think I'm gonna use it from now on.