Sometimes Baseball, Sex Don't Mix

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 10 November 2013

Mom and Dad finally split up after sixteen years of marriage. Of course, he was a professional baseball player and was on the road a lot. For another thing, I overheard my mother tell our next door neighbor: "For sixteen years every time we made love and I touched his crouch, he'd spit in my face."

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