"Sound Off Like You Got A Pair!"

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Even though I knew my fiancee had been a drill sergeant in the Marines, I was still totally unprepared for her "Sound off like you got a pair!" when I mumbled my marriage proposal.

Then the wedding day came and, after thinking about what it might be like to go to bed with all my socks and underthings rolled up in a footlocker, I decided to go AWOL!

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