Gunning Is All You Need

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 25 October 2013

A mechanic told the young man that his car was OK and that it just needed a few adjustments.

The young man stated that he knew it was a good used car when he bought it. "I use the Gunning Method!"

"Never heard that one", stated the mechanic.

"It's easy. I pick out a used car that looks good and after I buy it I try gunning the engine and see how fast she'll go. Then if it blows the motor or anything, I have it towed back to the salesman, and shoot him."

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