Doctor Miller's patient was very agitated as he told the doc, "Something dreadful has happened to me, Doctor Miller. I see spots before my eyes."
"Spots before your eyes? Then why are you here? I mean, have you seen an Opthalmologist?"
"Oh no! Just these spots! Do you mean I'll soon be seeing a big old Opthalmologist? I won't be able to watch my football games around that thing!"