Never See Another Football Game!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 25 October 2013

Doctor Miller's patient was very agitated as he told the doc, "Something dreadful has happened to me, Doctor Miller. I see spots before my eyes."

"Spots before your eyes? Then why are you here? I mean, have you seen an Opthalmologist?"

"Oh no! Just these spots! Do you mean I'll soon be seeing a big old Opthalmologist? I won't be able to watch my football games around that thing!"

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