Housing At The Brothel

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 25 October 2013

It was an chilly day at Valley Forge and General Washington was trying to find warm residence for his men for the night. He approached a house and asked if they could put up a trooper. "We have only room for one."

"I will leave you Peters. He is the smallest of our group."

The only other house close by was a brothel.

Washington knocked on the door and a lady answered it.

"Mam, we are fighting for our independence. We need a place of warmth for my troops to sleep."

"Sir, this is a brothel. We have plenty of beds but.."

"Great. Can you house 40 men, we are without Peters."

"Oh. I see. Yes we can put them up for the night."

A part of the Revolutionary War you seldom heard at school, restored.

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