Guaranteed Job Raise

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 24 October 2013

Here's a way you can get a raise at your job even if the boss don't want you to have it: Send $50 in American money with a photo of your boss to Madam Cartwright in Haiti and she will send you a doll that looks just like the photograph.

"Can I have a big raise?"

"No!"

"OK! NOW you're gonna it! Yeiiiii! ahababab Rarrrrttt Snert! Snert!(farts through the mouth and nose)."

"What's wrong with you, Allen?"

"I guess my $50 bill was counterfeit. I gotta go hide something."

"Boy getting stranger every day."


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