10 Thing I Hate About You (on twitter)

Submitted by radiogagger

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

* You never retweet me when you say you will

* You retweet but you don't follow? Why? You think I peaked at the retweeted tweet???

* You cut and paste my gag without crediting me, instead of retweeting me... your dead to me!

* You're Piers Morgan

* We met last night I tweet you today to say hey and you totally ignore.

* You think Facebook is better than Twitter

* If you can't fit it in 140 characters I don't wanna hear it

* Celebrities follow you back

* You talk to celebrities like you know them and they know you

* Really, your still reading? The first nine weren't enough??

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