Ego Among 'Saints'

Submitted by Auntie Matter

Sunday, 22 September 2013

A Rabbi and a Catholic priest are praying in the same church one day. The Rabbi is in a pew before the altar and the priest directly behind him. The Rabbi, head bowed, mutters tearfully into his beard. "Have mercy on me Lord. Although I have tried to live a blameless life my sins are many. Please find it in your heart to forgive me."

The priest hearing every word jumps to his feet immediately and cries out: "Lord don't listen to that bastard! Forgive me! I'm a far bigger sinner than he is!"

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more