Take a Hike!

Submitted by MarsPandora

Friday, 20 September 2013

An angry man enters an upscale gym and starts stretching. One of the trainers sees him and asks the man what is wrong.

"Are you kidding me?" the man said. "I've had the morning from Hell!"

"I was driving to the gym and my car got a flat tire, so I called for a taxi and they said it would take 20 minutes before it would arrive, so I had to jump on the bus to get here!"

The trainer looked puzzled and said, "But you only live about ten blocks away. Why didn't you walk?"

"Listen, buddy!" the man says, "I pay a hundred bucks a month to use this gym. I ain't walking anywhere but on that fucking treadmill over there!"

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