Chicharito, real El Gran Senor

Submitted by queen mudder

Friday, 6 September 2013

Man United's Mexican striker was enjoying a lads' post-match sauna when someone pinched all his clothes.

As he stumbled about in the players' locker room looking for his clobber in walks this absolutely stunning 36-24-34 blonde and makes a beeline for him.

Feeling a bit over-exposed Chicharito grabs the nearest thing to him - Wayne Rooney's flat cap - and attempts to cover his splendid manhood.

The babe looks him straight in the eye and smiles as her focus begins to wander.

'Sure is a funny way to wear a sombrero,' she coos.

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