Meanwhile Back At H & R Block!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Mr. Turner, Tax Consultant: Nice day today, Mr. Moleturd. I've finished your taxes and accounts.

Moleturd: Yeah, nice day. About my business account?

Mr. Turner: Well, I have good news and bad news, Mr. Moleturd.

Moleturd: Give me the bad news first.

Mr. Turner: Your winery business is just about broke. In other words, it's flat on it's back! Just like you when you drink up the profits.

Moleturd: OK, On it's back. And the good news?

Mr. Turner: Things are looking up!

Moleturd: Well, I gotta go get my gun. You'll get your check in the mail!

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