New Parts For An Old Man

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 2 September 2013

I'm almost sixty years old now but I'm well on my way to becoming a brand new man, just as soon as I can get this last list of organ donors all lined up and get back to my man in China.

Since I'm not concerned about colors (most parts are inside anyway), he's throwing in an extra free liver because of ordering ten new parts. and if there is anything I need an extra of, it's a liver.

-I.M. Moleturd

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