Cannibals In For Dinner!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 2 September 2013

My dad had a restaurant that tried to treat everyone special so they would come back. I think that if some cannibals had come in, he'd order me to go get a couple of our fattest cooks to come by their table for viewing. Kind of like the way they bring out some lobsters for you to pick out the one you wanted.

-I.M. Moleturd

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