Al-Qaeda Youth Losing Their Heads

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 23 August 2013

I bet that the main reason some of those innocent kids in the Middle East are afraid to leave that al Qaeda group once they've joined is because of their strict severance package.

"Any one leaving the group gets his head severed", a youngster recently stated, asking not to be named or have his head removed.

Bet the leaders of that group probably die of starvation if their own heads were removed, just like cockroaches.

I.M. Moleturd

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