What's Jim Got That I Don't?

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 22 August 2013

Well I lost another girlfriend. I hate that because this young lady would have been beautiful if she lost a few pounds.

However, we did love to go to the mall and eat at several of those fast food places together.

Last night she told me she was going to the Jim.

Didn't even mention Jim's last name. But no more mall meals for me. I need to lose some of this weight.

-I.M. Moleturd

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